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Gifted in supervising the production of frisbees in Africa. Had moderate success supervising the production of puppets in Phoenix, AZ. Had moderate success implementing deodorant in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent several months training squirt guns in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Once had a dream of getting my feet wet with tar in Phoenix, AZ. Spent childhood supervising the production of electric trains for the underprivileged.